God's Diary

I’ve been busy controlling the earth for a while.

anexception:

Carl of Duty: BLACK OPS!

(Source: excentrical)

Anonymous asked: Is the "paradox" only a conflict between reality and your feeling of what reality "ought to be."?

Google found this, my son: http://www.quotesstar.com/quotes/t/the-paradox-is-only-a-193741.html
I hope you are happy now

Love,
God.

HEY GUYS….

GUESS WHAT I’M DOING??!?!?! :D

greenmarshmallows asked: I LOVE YOU <3 =D

I love you more than anything else on the world!

LOTS AND LOTS OF LOVE <3

Used to be my son’s pet!

(Source: polyesterfawn)

Daily heaven business.

helloholahello:

live by this

Congratulations. You guys figured it out!

Me after I created the ground you’re standing on

welivebyradiowaves asked: Dear God,
If you can do everything,can you make a boulder that you can not pick up?
Love, someone with guts enough to not be anon.

Dear Connor,

Yes I can, but I can also make a man strong enough to pick the boulder up.

Love,
God.